SMS

Killer PJs are back

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(please weak hearted people stay away)

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using u'r brain is strctly prohibited.

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Mehbooba ke pyar me mar gaya peter,

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hero honda spledor

80km/litre.?

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Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist, coz

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my name is Khan and i'm not a terrorist.

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Rat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,

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maine gate khola to choukidar bola ALL IZZ WELL

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Karna padta hai apne kharche pe kabu'

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ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu.

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Tum bin ham u kaise ji payenge, aayenge,

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mere karan arjun zarur aayenge.